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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:55

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Circle IPO Is Said to Price Above Range to Raise $1.1 Billion - Bloomberg
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce spotted at wedding in Knoxville - WBIR
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
5-Day Workout Plan That Melts Belly Fat for Men Over 50, Trainer Says - Eat This Not That
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
6 Ways You Can Control Microplastics From Getting Into Your Food - HuffPost
No, not a chance
No way
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Stock futures drop on rising geopolitical risk as Israel-Iran attacks continue: Live updates - CNBC
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress
Another attempt resulted in ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)