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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 23:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Freaks and Cheeks

Circle IPO Is Said to Price Above Range to Raise $1.1 Billion - Bloomberg

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Still no good.

Why do so many FtM people act like MtF people don't exist and what the hell am I supposed to do as an MtF person?

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

Still no good

Woke Writer Dan Wolken Calls Riley Gaines 'Uncivilized' For Addressing Simone Biles Apology - OutKick

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce spotted at wedding in Knoxville - WBIR

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

5-Day Workout Plan That Melts Belly Fat for Men Over 50, Trainer Says - Eat This Not That

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Have you ever met somebody so stupid that they made you question how they survived this long?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

6 Ways You Can Control Microplastics From Getting Into Your Food - HuffPost

No, not a chance

No way

Stock futures drop on rising geopolitical risk as Israel-Iran attacks continue: Live updates - CNBC

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

share office space ...

Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

U.S. growth forecast cut sharply by OECD as Trump tariffs sour global outlook - CNBC

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What does it feel like wearing tights?